Roast some smores (poetry)

I'll be present till Santa comes down the chimney. I discover points of tension And then provide stress relief. I'm a troubleshooter of some sorts sometimes I mop up wet floors, provide mag locks to highly sensitive doors. Then I go roast some s'mores. I love hearing my kids say "daddy can I have some more. I design solutions that help you unwind. You can't rewind time so you better go buy my system while you still have time. Infinite security is what I'm trying to propose. Don't leave your assets exposed. Don't you ever trust no hoes. I keep my hoes in the garden. I beg your pardon. I'll never get arrested so I'll never have to ask for a pardon. I walk through life never no reason to tip toe. But no problems I be starting. Why is it that all the crazy chicks that want to fuck my bros are the chicks that i adore and propose. Why did i trust em? I've won the game bitch cause you can't trust them hoes.